01/ 01/ 2011
Life of an Indian in India
India is a country where impossible meekly says - I am possible with proper bribes-and anything from abolished item to zenith. Bribery has become universal GOD in India and there are 33 crores outlet where bribe is given/taken. India, where every govt. servant has 10 agents and 100 sub-agents who are ready to give door service for any work. India, where strongest nexus between Government, Businessman and their Godmans. India, where fake is fairly and genuine is garbage. India has shown to the world that 100% corruption is achievable. India, where invention means inventing new modus operandies for corruption. India, where progress means growth in population and corruption, where export means supplying cheap labours and, where law is purchasable with lathi and proper connection at proper places. India’s slogan has become,” every thing is available in exchange of 3W (Wine, Woman and Wealth).”
Now the journey part-----------
A child is conceived…….
. You can bribe a doctor to perform ‘sex detection test. If girl child again bribe a doctor for abortion and a fake certificate for ‘still- birth’ and then bribe municipal authorities for burial.
A child is born…
. a bribe must be paid to get a birth certificate.
Admission in the school…
. Pay bribe (Donation) to th private school or ‘ chai –paani’ to school authorities of the govt. school.
.Got admission in the school….
. Bribe the class teacher or take his private tuitions to get rank.
Board Exams…
. Bribe - Get Q.Papers (courtesy –coaching class /other source)/ Can write answers even after exams./ copy at the Exam. Center / Can hire a writer in place of the genuine student ---too many options available.
Want Admission in College….
Bribe to get college and stream of your choice.
.Want Govt. Job…..
Bribe – Amount to be paid is in proportion to the facilities you will get for the level of corruption/ hafta-vasooli, Place of posting etc. etc.
Want to arrange marriage of your ward in Govt. Community center/ Govt. School/ defence mess/………….
Bribe an get it.
Marriage Certificate…
Pay bribe to get it in time.
Driving License/ Passport/ Son of freedom fighter Certificate etc. etc.
. Must pay bribe
. Felt sick or committed some serious crime……..
Bribe Hospital Authorities of the hospital of your choice with your choice of facilities and amneties to get admission.
Retired..
Don’t worry, pay bribe to get timely pension.
.Want to ask a Question in Parliament….
Bribe a M.P.
Want to publish an article in News-paper or magazine of your choice…
Bribe Asstt. Editor/ journalist.
.Want to tour as a V.I.P. in foreign country………
Bribe a ‘Kabootarbaaz’ M.P. and accompany him.
( Now this service is available for select countries only)
Died…
Bribe Doctor and municipal Authorities to get ‘Death Certificate’ and ‘Dry wood for cremation’
Still Living but ‘Want Death Certificate without dyeing and living with a new identity’……
Bribe and get this premium service with proper and genuine Govt. documents.
Any other service can also be provided because India is ‘No’ country but becomes ‘Yes’ country with bribe/ commission/ chai-paani/ bhog.
Written without malice to anybody
K.K.Sharma
Kksharma1469@yahoo.co.in
Krishan.sharma.vats@gmail.com
URL: krishnanand101.blogspot.com
Sunday, January 2, 2011
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